I recently wrote you a very nice letter to say please come back and have a relationship with me again. You completely ignored it….the link is here in case you need a reminder.
I’m now writing to say screw you! Get over the fact that there is a new person in our relationship, it’s been 15 months and quite frankly you’re kicking the arse out of your bad mood.
Yes I know you’ve introduced naps but I don’t want a quicky I want long relaxing sessions with you. 20 minutes just isn’t enough to satisfy me now.
You know we would all be happier if you stopped turning your back. I’ll make a deal with you, I’ll be back in our own house in a few weeks time. I’ll be pissed off and in real need of comfort. How about we come to an arrangement and set up a new routine?
Stop playing games sleep…..I want you but I’m unfortunately working out ways to not need you